Quiet George

George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He had a lot of knowledge about piracy, but it was book knowledge, not experience.
For some things, you need that practical hands-on knowledge and years of experience.
Piracy is one of those. Heck, George even read that in a book.
So, George put the book down, and started to pillage and loot the library.
“SSSSSSHHHHHH!” hissed the librarian.
George apologized, and tried to pillage and loot quietly.
After a while, George became an expert at pillaging and looting quietly.
“Yar,” he’d whisper, and tiptoe softly as he plundered.

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