George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Every time he took his ship into the harbor, he’d end up smashing it into Little Kids Rock, and he’d have to be rescued.
How did the rock get the name “Little Kids Rock?”
Well, not so long ago, a little boy gathered up wood scraps, glued and nailed and lashed them together, and made himself a raft.
He put it in the water, got on board, raised his ragged sail, and drifted out of the harbor.
George’s ship smashed into it.
And then he smashed into the rock.