George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Still, even with his lack of skill, he had plenty of experience on the high seas.
So he was always tapped to give a presentation at the annual global pirate conference.
George made a point to take the batteries out of his wireless microphone so nobody in the audience could hear.
He didn’t want to risk waking any of them up.
They’d all partied pretty hard the night before and were sleeping off their hangovers.
“Great presentation,” said the pirates afterwards.
“Thank you,” said George. “Back to the tavern?”