Deep, in the deepest cave, there lies The Book Of Life.
If you are written in The Book Of Life, you will live.
If you are removed from The Book Of Life, you will die.
Twenty monks watch the book constantly.
The same twenty have watched for as long as people have known about The Book.
They wrote their names in The Book, and have never removed them.
Don’t try to go down to the cave, because the monks will remove your name.
We send down food and water, they send their gratitude.
And we all live our lives happily.