Ah, faith healers. Claiming to do God’s will.
The thing I’ve never understood about faith healers is when they grow old and end up in the hospital with something terminal.
“Can’t you just heal yourself?” I want to ask them.
But I already know their answer.
They all say it… God wants them back.
Then why go into the hospital?
I mean, if it’s God’s will, why resist with doctors and nurses and medicine and surgery?
But I know it’s all a lie… because I was a nurse.
And I gave a faith healer sugar pills.
And the fucker died.