Most secret sauces include mayo.
Most special sauces include mayo.
I’m allergic to eggs, so I’m allergic to mayo.
I used to love mayo, but now I despise it.
I fear it. I loathe it.
I truly detest mayo and what it does to my body.
If I say no mayo, I mean no mayo.
NO MAYO! IN ANYTHING!
No mayo, no mayo sauces, no mayo dressings, no mayo anything.
If your clothes are made out of miracle mayo fiber, you’d better be bare-assed naked when you hand me my burger.
With no mayo on it.
Or secret special sauce.