Like a bad neighbor

When I see some famous athlete or celebrity in an insurance company’s commercial, I hope that they suffer some grievous injury or loss.
A season-ending break, or a raging wildfire that destroys their mansion.
And they have to suffer through the same claims process and rejection that ordinary people suffer through.
But the thing is, they won’t.
They’ll scream how they’re the famous athlete or celebrity in the commercials.
And get special treatment.
The insurance company paying out more millions to them.
While the rest of us are stuck on hold, or waiting for a rejection letter in the mail.