My grandfather was a sportsman.
All he wanted was a son to share his love of sports with.
Golf. Bowling. Pool.
But he had two daughters.
And all they did was eat.
Well, my grandfather loved to eat, too.
He was huge. But not as huge as he’d been if he didn’t golf, bowl, or shoot pool.
When he finally had a grandson, he was thrilled to be able to share his love of sports with him.
But, by then, he was too fat to golf or bowl.
Shooting pool, however, he could still do.
And, with us, he did.