Bob the Butcher was the best butcher around.
He had the best meats, the best knives, the cleanest store, the most generous scales, and the biggest smile.
Whatever you wanted, you could get.
And you could get it any way you wanted.
He could slice meat so thin, it only had one side.
The sausages were blended to perfection.
So fast with his knives, there never was a line, and the Take A Number dispenser still had the original 1 on it.
He even had a bone for every dog.
As he lured them into the back room for butchering.