Not only is Jackie the greatest hitter in the league, he’s also the league’s greatest pitcher.
He also leads the league in steals. He’s never been caught stealing.
On days he’s not pitching, he’s catching, and calling great pitches for the pitchers.
On the rare times someone makes it to first, he’ll gun them down when they steal second.
Someone injured? He’s got medic skills. He’ll get you back on your feet in no time.
He also manages the team, putting together lineups no team wants to face.
His parents are awfully proud of their sparkplug of a Little Leaguer.