Politicians lie.
It’s what they do. It’s the job.
Stacy said one thing before she ran for for office.
Then she campaigned on the opposite.
Claimed she never said what she said in the first place.
After she won, she denied having said either.
Then admitted it, but said she’d learned more since taking office.
Evolving her position to suit the needs of the people.
Journalists printed her lies about her lies.
And fact checkers claimed it was all true.
When she ran again, she touted her experience.
But the only experience she had was with lying.
The perfect politician.