Every chick I ever fucked became a lesbian.
My first girlfriend, my second girlfriend.
The chick I cheated on her with (the second girlfriend).
All of them became lesbians.
I keep a notebook with all of this.
And every one of them… lesbians.
And, no, they weren’t lesbians before I fucked them.
They were all straight.
But after me, not another guy.
Lesbian all the way.
No, I don’t know why.
My doctor says I’m crazy.
So, I fucked her.
And she became a lesbian.
Her husband wasn’t happy.
About me fucking her.
And turning her into a lesbian, too.