Doctor Odd was keenly aware that he wouldn’t live forever, and despite growing an army of clones to carry on his legacy of mad science, he had a strange feeling that he needed to have an actual child.
So, he got married, and soon after, his wife became pregnant.
At the Gender Reveal Party, Doctor Odd unveiled a quantum black hole generator hooked to a fusion reactor.
“If it’s a boy, we’ll hurtle towards the sun,” said Doctor Odd. “And if it’s a girl, Earth will explode.”
Nothing happened.
“Well, shit,” said Doctor Odd. “Miscarriage?”
Doctor Odd grew another clone.