You know who lives at 10 Downing Street, but do you know who lives at 11 Downing Street?
It’s Nigel Smith. He’s lived across the way from the Prime Minister for thirty years.
And he hates it.
Every morning, some reporter or security guard steals his newspaper or a bottle of milk from his delivery.
It’s so hard to get to his car with the crowds of press.
And the noise at all hours from protestors shouting and throwing things.
Why doesn’t he move somewhere quieter?
“I was here first!” he growls. “Make that pompous arsehole and his gang move!”