Heather was a wild one. She got in all kinds of trouble, and did crazy things. But she never got hurt. Her parents said she must have a dozen guardian angels working all shifts. And not to anybody surprise, she did. And when Heather was 16, the guardian angels went on strike demanding holiday pay in overtime. The archangels passed the buck off to the big guy, and he let it sit on his desk. Meanwhile, Heather broke her legs and arms, and lost an eye in a skateboarding stunt going wrong. After that, she didn’t need so many angels.