George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
So, he put a sheet over his head and said he was a ghost pirate.
“BOOOOOOOO!” moaned George, as he flapped his arms around.
At night, George was scary-looking.
But during the day, he looked silly.
And people would point and laugh at him.
That’s when George threw off the sheet and hacked them to bits with his sword.
This was very useful in battles.
But when it came time for Trick or Treat, he didn’t get much candy and spent a lot of time running from the police.