There were a lot of Jeff’s in my class. Some of them spell their name differently, but they were all pronounced Jeff. Every one. At first, the teacher tried to go by their last names, but their parents complained. And all the other classes had at least one Jeff. So, the teacher quit and pursued their musical ambitions, joined the band and they signed a Record deal and tour and made it pretty big. They almost won a Grammy for one of their albums. In their liner notes, they dedicate their first album to all the Jeffs in the world..