How Do You Write 100 Word Stories #32

Many folk trapped in Chinese fortune factors have encased in cookies the following how would you tom write a 100 word story

Writing is a lot like spending a year in a Turkish prison. Boy Howdy don’t want to do that again. Though I must admit I miss the nights in the latrine with Omar reading the Rube Yata. Yes writing is a prison and your only friend is Bubba. If you embrace your own private Bubba chances are you will be a better writer that Steven King. Bet he never had a Bubba moment. Prisoners to the word waiting for an easily parole. It’s like being strip search by your muse writing is like doing hard time, working on the chaingang.