How Do You Write 100 Word Stories #49

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I got a new goal. A major university offers a course in late Marquette literature. To be up there with the big boys like George Sands. That would be grand. I tried making an offer to Marquette University but the Jesuits pointed out the nepotistic conflict. Oxford was in the running, but in the end Georgetown won. I put 6 million dollars in a blind account BAM I’m in the catalog. Oh its been many years since that first course they now have a Marquette chair at Georgetown and Oxford sends a guest lecturer to debate the merit of pictures.