How do you write 100 word stories? #58

Many folk with two left feet have asked how do you Tom write a 100 word story

I write stories in a 55 gallon drum. It is quiet and quite cozy. Just enough room for a writing table if you bend just so. I got a friend name Rudy who forklifts me around town. We start at Noah’s bangles and end up at Sizzlers. I always sit with by barrel to the wall; never know when one of the boys might be sent around to take someone out. Just last week a couple rounds put a dent in the front side of my drum. Boy that real pissed me off. Rudy dumped that sucker in the bay.