How do you write 100 word stories? #64

Many folk with rings on their fingers and bell on their toes have asked how do you Tom write a 100 word story

Sometimes your writing is structurally sound, logically presented, the flow and timing is spot on, but it’s just flat. What do I mean by flat? It just lies there. So what do you do? I run the text though an internet English to German translator. It will give it some edge. Then I will run the German through a Japanese translator to give it an ethereal film. Next it goes into a Russian translator which brings up a fare amount of irony. Last it goes back to English which is handed off to the midget and it gets really twisted