How do you write 100 word stories? #77

Many folk with spoollies in their hair have asked how do you tom write a 100 word story

One on the joys of being a writer is choosing the names of characters. My affluent characters have highfalutin names usually double stressed double syllables, for example Wainwright. All the children in my stories have names ending in y. If I’m going to bump that character off nine times out of ten his name is going to be Timmy. Sci-Fi characters have a lot of Zs and Es in their names. Babies are named after my sister. All doctors are Dan. All villains are Gary. The butt of jokes is Frank. My favorite all time character’s name is Arnesto Cervantes