“I’m not crying,” said Rudy. “I just got smoke in my eyes.” Everyone on Planet Camel had smoke in their eyes. RJ Reynolds tera-formed this rock as part of their adverstiment budget in 3010. They populated the place with genetically altered folk who loved breathing in tobacco. Only drawback was this genetic pool was deeply melancholy. Anything could set them off into fits of crying. Rudy had lost his cat, in 24 hours it had become a day of worldwide mourning. Luckily for RJR the people of planet Camel are stoic they just say they got smoke in their eyes.