Would you like some coffee?
No?
Oh, you’d like some of this tea?
Well, I’m sorry, but I can’t give you any.
You see, it’s a special blend made just for me by this Chinese holistic herbal doctor I know.
I have no idea what’s in it, but he said it’s something for me and only me to drink.
What would happen if I gave you some?
I don’t know, but I can give you his card.
What? You can’t read it? It’s blank?
But, I can… um… I think I’ll pour out this tea and put some coffee on.