General Grant slid the card across the table to his Commander In Chief and winked.
Abe looked at it:
“HOUSE OF PAIN”
“They’re good,” said Grant. “They’ve got S&M clubs here in Washington, New York, Boston, and Atlanta. Made Sherman think twice about burning the city down.”
Abe slid it back to Grant.
“As I would not be a slave,” said Abraham Lincoln. “So I would not be a master.”
“Fine,” Grant said. “Your loss. I’ll take Stanton this weekend.”
Abe left the room, went upstairs, and put on his diaper.
“I want my bottle!” he shouted.
Mary Todd sighed.