The black-cloaked figure slid the clipboard back across the desk.
“No,” it whispered.
The HR rep pushed the clipboard back to the assassin.
“I’m sorry, but we need you to fill out the form. Regulations require it for diversity and fairness purposes. We can’t be seen to discriminate based on race or gender or sexual preference.”
The clipboard slid back.
“No,” the figure whispered. “You pay me, I kill someone. No questions asked.”
K-THUNK! A knife appeared out of nowhere, pinning the clipboard to the desk.
The HR rep scribbled “ALL OF THE ABOVE” and stamped “HIRED” on the form.