Schrödinger’s Beans

Some people like chili with beans, and others like it without.
Sure, you can make a pot of each, but there’s a more elegant one-pot solution.
When he wasn’t in the lab working on quantum physics, Erwin Schrödinger was in the kitchen, cooking for friends, family, and coworkers.
When he made chili, he ran into the same bean problem. Fussy eaters whining about beans or no beans.
So, just for them, he made a special pot of chili.
They didn’t know if it had beans until they got agonizing cramps.
“Serves you right!” he’d shout. “You’re fussier than my cat!”

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  1. Schrodinger’s Beans
    By Jeff Hite
    “What we need is some soup.”
    “But the towns folk won’t share with us and we got nothing to make soup.”
    “Let me show you a magic trick. Fill you pot with water and get me that stone I’ll start a fire.”
    The towns folk all gathered round to watch the magic of stone soup being made. One by one they all brought their favorite ingredient to earn a share of the magical stone soup. Everyone that is but Schrodinger. He refused to share what he had saying that his beans, would do nothing for the magic of stone soup

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