Some experts say that the safest place to be in an earthquake is in a heavily-braced doorframe or in your bathtub.
I disagree.
I prefer to be passed out on my bed, completely oblivious to shit going on all around me.
That way, if I wake up, I’ll wake up to an even worse of a wreck of an apartment with a hangover and wonder if I did all that before passing out.
This is why I drink myself into a stupor every night… it’s disaster planning and preparation.
And, from the looks of things, my plan’s a total success.