The Boy Who Never Laughed

Dr. Odd was presented with the case of The Boy Who Never Laughed.
The first week was spent reading joke books to him.
No reaction.
After that, he dressed as a clown and performed various silly acts, such as juggling Bunsen burners or constructing molecular formulas and atomic structures out of balloons.
No reaction.
Finally, the doctor tickled The Boy with feathers of various species of bird, common and rare.
“Coochy coo!” he trilled.
No reaction.
Exhausted, Dr. Odd slumped in his chair…. and fell to the floor.
The Boy laughed and laughed.
Dr. Odd punched him in the face.

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  1. The Boy who Never Laughed
    By Jeff Hite
    “There was a boy who lived in this house at one time, why do you ask?” The realtor asked.
    “Oh no reason.” The little boy replied twisting his finger.
    “Well it was a very sad story about him.”
    “Did he die here?”
    “Oh no nothing like that. He didn’t have any friends.”
    “Why didn’t he have any friends, was he ugly? Did he smell bad? I know I bet it was that he was mean, and shove people’s heads into their lockers.”
    “No nothing like that. He always picked his nose.”
    The little boy putted his finger out of his nose and blushed.

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