Oodles Of Poodles

I’ve heard the phrase “oodles of Poodles” but nobody’s ever told me how much an oodle is.
I asked a breeder, and they said an oodle is like a bunch.
“How much is in a bunch?” they asked. “It’s a lot, maybe too many to count.”
We tried to work it out, but it was hard, and what’s a single oodle out of oodles?
Plus, the poodles are hard to deal with in such numbers.
Nasty, whiny, snappy dogs.
Truth be told, I don’t even like poodles.
I don’t think I’ll ever be in a mood for oodles of them.

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  1. Absolutley loved ‘Oodles of Poodles’. The addition of the rhyme, ‘mood’ at the end made it especially funny. Thanks

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