Dan was desperate. His girlfriend was into the RE-BIRTHING thing and in no uncertain terms let him know she could not spend the rest of her days with a “Oncer”. So Dan signed up for the weekend workshop, swiped his card for a cool 2 grand and showed up to the Ritz Carlton for the rebirthing experience. Hours of a/b processes left poor Dan wonder if a new girlfriend was in order. Then he got wrapped in 100 of plastic wrap and sucked through a 20in pvc pipe. Broke his shoulder in three place, cried like a baby. Guess it worked.