WHAT’S THAT NOISE?
I have no idea.
WHAT’S THAT NOISE?
It sounds like a vacuum.
WHAT’S THAT NOISE?
Are you vacuuming?
WHAT’S THAT NOISE?
It sounds more like an upright than one of those… well… the not-uprights. Whatever they’re called.
WHAT’S THAT NOISE?
Is something stuck in the agitator brush? A sock? Or… you didn’t run over the cat, did you?
WHAT’S THAT NOISE?
The bag’s full, isn’t it? It uses bags, right? Or is it one of those wind-tunnel vacuums without bags?
WHAT’S THAT NOISE?
They say science abhors a vacuum, but poetry abhors them worse.
TURN IT OFF!