Luigi made magnificent sculptures in butter.
Alfonse specialized in sculptures in ice.
For the longest time, they’d work together on projects.
Amazing wondrous collaborations, ice sculptures locked in embrace with butter sculptures.
But Luigi was tired of Alfonse’s sculptures melting and dissolving his work.
They became bitter rivals, undercutting each other constantly.
Alfonse came after Luigi with a knife made of ice.
Mortally wounded, Luigi dropped a block of butter on Alfonse.
The hotel manager found them both in the kitchen, dead.
And that’s where I come in.
I work with Spam.
(Or would you rather have more flower arrangements?)