Out by the dump, there’s a team of those Green Energy scientists laying down tarps, hooking up pipes to a Methane collection system to generate energy for the town.
However, after getting bitten by rats and dogs a few too many times, the scientists have gone a bit funny in the head, and they’ve arranged the pipes and trash into a massive fort, topped by flamethrower turrets.
Anyone carting stuff out to the dump now has to pay The King Of Trashland a tribute, like a bag full of Big Macs, or sneakers.
I knew we should have gone solar.