A New Day

Bob drove to the store, found a parking space, and carried a box to the Customer Service Desk.
“How can I help you?” said the clerk.
Bob opened the box, and he poured out a busted-up, no-good day onto the counter.
“That was yesterday,” he said. “It really, really sucked. I’d like to exchange it for a day that doesn’t suck.”
The clerk looked over the broken bits, took the receipt from Bob’s hand, and checked with a manager before offering an exchange for store credit.
Bob gladly signed the voucher, thanked the clerk, and walked to the Friday aisle.