President Spider

The doctor says I need to face my fear.
So, I think about my biggest fear.
Heights.
I don’t like heights.
I get scared in glass elevators and standing at railings.
I worry about falling over. I feel like I’m falling.
Then I realize… I’m even more afraid of spiders.
They totally creep me out, with their beady little eyes and hairy little legs.
And the fangs… so gross!
The doctor says “What about spiders in high places?”
What? Like the White House?
A spider becoming president? President Spider?
Scary, sure, but he’s served two terms and can’t run again.