Let’s give a big hand to Houston Keys for a fun 100 word story that’s all about family.
Being the father of a large family took it’s toll on Jim. He often sought out refuge in the only place a fifty year old father of five could go for quiet, the bathroom.
It had it’s downsides as Jim had hemorrhoids the size of dogs and he carried the smell of Charmin and feces with him.
The final straw came when he locked himself in the toilet for eight hours straight, ignoring the cries of the bowels of his family. Taking a play from Janet Reno they cut power to the bathroom and charged the door in riot gear.