It’s fun to play Zombie Chess.
Just gather up zombies, dress them up like chesspieces, and nailgun then to the platforms so they’ll stay put.
Okay, so it can be a bit scary, walking around the board and shoving the zombies around as each move is called, but it’s satisfying when a piece is captured and you get to chop them to bits.
However, when a pawn reaches the final row, it would take a while to get that pawn stripped and recostumed as a queen.
So, we cut corners.
Here’s your crown…
THUNK!
Once again, thank goodness for nailguns.