The Bodyguard Is Totally Fucked

The beautiful
Amazing
Talented
Whitney Houston,
The butt
Of so many jokes
Over the years
And years
Of drug abuse,
Was found dead
By her bodyguard
In the bathtub
Of her hotel room
With a bottle of pills
In her hand,
And the first thing
That I think of
Is that the bodyguard
Is totally
Fucked.
His job?
To protect her!
Stalkers?
Paparazzi?
Her ex husband,
Bobby Brown,
That motherfucking
Son of a bitch!
He couldn’t protect her
From her worst enemy:
Herself.
She was in a movie
Called “The Bodyguard”
For crying out loud!
The bodyguard
Is totally
Fucked.