Weekly Challenge #128 – Airplane

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Welcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Twenty-Eight, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by Brad Z, and we went with Airplane.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
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What stories do you think were the best of Weekly Challenge #128?
Guy David from http;//guydavid.com
Jeff Hite from http://greathites.blogspot.com/
Justin from http://www.thebeandom.com/spaceturtle
Tom from http://midi.libsyn.com/
Steven the Nuclear Man from http://ideatrash.blogspot.com/
Brad Z from http://mutecow.net/
Wilma
Laieanna from http://hodgepodgepoint.libsyn.com/
Anima Zabaleta from http://zabbadabba.com/
Mike
Planet Z
  
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GUY DAVID

Meeting Harriet and Bob left Chaketo Chirapa a little shaken. Harriet
was friendly enough, though a little too friendly, but Bob, that was
another matter altogether. There was a look in his eyes Chaketo
Chirapa didn’t like at all. He though about his Chirapa, left alone
without a leader while he was out meeting podcasters, actors and
people in strange alien suits that looked nothing like the real
aliens he had seen in pictures back home. Home. He could almost see
the underground tunnels. A sudden wave of yearning washed over him.
He decided to catch the next airplane home.

JEFF HITE

“Look, up in the sky.”
“Hey, is that the Flashback?”
“Come on, you know the Flashback doesn’t fly. It must Superguy!”
“Are you crazy? Superguy’s costume doesn’t look anything like that. Maybe it is one of the of league of bad guys.”
“Do they even have anyone that can fly like that? I thought they all had machines to help them fly.”
“True, true. Then who could it be?”
“What are you guys doing?”
“Oh Hi, we are trying to figure out what super hero that is up there.”
“Really? Where?”
“Right up there.”
“That thing?”
“Yup that one.”
“Dudes that’s and airplane.”

Justin

The Kamikaze pilot drank and began trying to impress the girl next to him with a war story.
My Zero lifted from the runway and I flew high into the air. It was my sole duty and honor to die that day. I flew in with the sun at my back so the enemy could not easily see me. But there were already enemy airplanes flying, and from the side, they spotted me! I dodged their fire, shooting one plane down, then flew my Zero into the side of a destroyer, leaving a deadly wound.
When did this happen?
Tomorrow.

Tom

They gather about the bamboo frame representation of the sky god. They had been gathering since 1937. When the oxford anthropologist inquire to the deity’s name a older Micronesian told her they called the god Amelia. Some what rattled by the revelation she asked if the old woman had actually talked to the aviator. “Sure, want to meet her?” After climbing to the top of Myamypoa the anthropologist spied the Lockheed Electra 10E. There in the cockpit was Earhart speaking calmly into a radio set who’s battery had long been dead. Her battery however was good for another 1000 years.

Steven the Nuclear Man

College-ruled paper had never looked so violent before.
“Rat-a-tat-tat!” Sam maneuvered the folded remains of the notepad
into familiar twisting dogfights. “K-pow!” One, then two paper
planes went down in imaginary flames.
My old injuries ached, and I shifted against the smooth leather of my
chair. Who had told my grandson? Who had let him watch the video?
“Then,” the boy narrated, “the bastards snuck up from behind and …
boom!” The last plane – my plane – spiraled to the green carpet.
“That’s how it happened, right grandpa?”
I rose, balanced on my prosthetic legs, and left the house in silence.

Brad Z

Yellow wands taxi the aircraft into place. A grateful Tomcat kneels in
gratitude and prepares for flight once again. Maintenance personal
scurry around the aircraft in a well choreographed dance that
completes the final check. Raw power illuminates the night as fire
erupts from the exhaust. Vibration rattles to your bones as full power
is reached. Personal signal everything is go. Salutes are given. The
catapult speeds down the deck with the aircraft in tow and the Tomcat
becomes airborne once again. Jet blast deflectors are lowered. The
dancers await their next partner as she taxis up to the catapult.

Wilma

What’s a lovely like you doing at Sid’s?
I love the romantic atmosphere scented with sweat and grease, a real ladies’
place. What’s your story cowboy?
Name’s Airplane. I ride with the Angels.
Why Airplane?
I have powerful legs. I propel myself off my bike and fly with my arms out
to the side, like an airplane.
Do you do that for shits and giggles?
Nah. For the biker bros. I fly over them I tap them on their third eye
giving them a vision they need to see.
And you roll with the Hell’s Angels?
No, not those angels.

Laieanna

“Welcome to Angel Planes where we take you beyond the sky.”
“Angel. You mean I’m…”
“How else would you come to the halfway point?”
“But mankind has planes.”
“Thank the muses. Name?”
“I remember driving but…what was that?”
“Realization. Let’s move on. Name?”
“Edward Nelson.”
“Oh dear. I’m afraid you’re not booked for a flight, sir.”
“Why not? Are you saying I’m going down there?”
“Unfortunately. Just take that hall to your left and when you reach..”
“I’m flying to damnation?”
“Not at all. When you reach the end of the hall, take the helevator. It
goes straight to ground floor.”

Anima

Uncle Louie is magical when he makes airplanes.
A crease here, a fold there, and then he blows a little fairy dust under the
wings to make them fly right.
He’s so good, he even gives his planes windows.
“Why windows?” I asked
“So people can look out, silly.”
A few puffs, and I have a fleet!
Evening settles in, I want something more.
“Do planes fly when they’re on fire?”
“Hmmm…Let’s walk down to the lake and find out….”
I light wings and launch the planes over the water.
“Ooooo! Look! you can see the people panicking inside!”

Mike

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Planet Z

Back in WW2, I worked on decoys.
Inflatable tanks. Rubber soldiers. Balsawood airplanes.
One night, while manning the lights at a fake airfield, a colonel arrives on a motorcycle and yells for a plane.
The Red Baron is on the loose! He shouts.
Drunk as a skunk.
Before I can stop him, he’s hopped in a decoy fighter and yelling for the
crew to arm him and taxi him to the runway.
My laughter stopped when the rubber men began to stir.
I didn’t come out of the tower until after he landed, hoisted shoulders-high to the empty Officers Club.

Orders

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Why did I put a .223 into the chest of a six year-old on a swingset.
It was a justified kill. My orders say so.
Of course, orders are getting weird these days. You hear stories of agents standing naked in the mall shouting “Syrup!” and not bathing for a week.
If you question the orders, someone else gets orders to kill you.
If you know what’s best for you, you just read them and carry them out.
What? You don’t understand these orders? Not sure what flavor cake to bake?
Hold on… there’s new orders coming in for me…

Virtual Class

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Imaginary spitballs fill the air. Roger Washington’s back to pulling pigtails. Stacy Miller shimmers and falls to dust.
Third one today. There must be something out of sorts with the holographic system.
I check the diagnostics while Stacy’s parents are threatening to sue the school.
No red lights, so I order a check of the Miller’s unit and read the manufacturer alerts.
Aha. Bad firmware update last night.
I send out an alert to the parents, and I remind them to remove all headsets before performing this flash.
No sense risking a spark and wiping a kid. Even little Roger.

The Lawyer In Your Lap

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A universally-despised attorney gives up on making court appearances, using an assistant with a laptop and video software to conduct business.
“It’s safer this way,” he says.
Sure enough, he pisses off a class action defendant, and the guy shoots the laptop.
The assistant is relieved. At least he wasn’t shot, right?
His phone rings. It’s the lawyer, irate.
“That was a four thousand dollar laptop,” he yells.
The assistant asks him how much his suit jacket is worth.
“A thousand bucks,” says the lawyer.
“I’ll be glad to save you the difference by shooting that instead,” says the assistant.

Cathedral

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Every colony has a Cathedral.
That’s what we call the terraforming engine after it’s idled and scavenged for useful parts.
The newer the model, the less of a carcass left. Every cubic inch of that behemoth can be melted down and forged into something useful.
Colonists won’t use it all, though. They insist on leaving something to remind them, a vast hollow shell as a monument to the colony’s founding.
Inside, they gather to give thanks, an annual ritual carried out thousands of years ago by our ancestors, many miles away.
Drovo made the rootbird this year.
Pass the gravy.

Control Room

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The king wants to go to the control room.
Half of the lights in this room blink for no reason. The others do not blink at all.
The switches aren’t connected to anything, and all that the buttons do beyond changing color when pressed is to make a faint clicking sound.
It makes the king happy, though. He loves to push buttons and flip switches and laugh.
“Die die die!” He yells.
A display lights up with a random number.
He cheers. “High score!”
We laugh with him and pray to God that he never finds the real control room.

The Golden Pen

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I was suffering a horrible case of writer’s block when The Devil tapped me on the shoulder.
“Use my pen,” he said, and he handed me his Golden Pen.
“What’s the catch?” I asked.
“The usual shit,” he said. “Brilliant artistry for your soul and eternal damnation.”
“Pffft,” I said. “I’m already fucked.”
I shook his hand and he vanished.
Sure enough, when I tried to write, it was out of ink.
Fucker.
Oh well. I wrote anyway, scratching the letters into the paper, and I held it up to the light.
I’m damned, but my work will live on.

Weekly Challenge #127 – Ikea

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Welcome to the Weekly Challenge Number One Hundred And Twenty-Seven, where I post a topic and then challenge you to come up with a 100 word story based on that topic.
The topic this week was selected by Justin NWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRMMMM Space Turtle, and we went with IKEA.
The excellent theme music is by Guy David
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Which were the best stories from Weekly Challenge #127?
Brad Z fromhttp://mutecow.net
Mike
Tom from http://midi.libsyn.com
Justin http://www.thebeandom.com/spaceturtle
Patti
Anima http://zabbadabba.com
Guy David from http://guydavid.com
Sougent http://sladventures.sougent.com
Cenedra from http://censtwocents.blogspot.com/
Daphne http://www.daphneabernathy.com
Wilma
Laeianna http://hodgepodgepoint.libsyn.com
Thomas
Steven the Nuclear Man from http://ideatrash.blogspot.com/
Planet Z
  
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Brad Z

Management is always sending us overseas to keep a eye on sales. It’s ridiculous. Sales are always great. Need something to spice up your pad? Then you shop our stores like everyone else. I’m starting to hate these trips. I want hazard duty pay. Last month Fred was stepped on by some giant lizard. Two others got it by a giant moth. Then there was ………… what was that. IKEA! Hey that’s trademarked! Crap, marketing is going to hate this. Wonder what you would call a giant space turtle anyhow? Ouch, Justin just got stepped on. That’s gonna leave a mark.

Mike

The news helicopter hovered over the neighborhood, recording images of the storm’s devastation. Everywhere, the broken shells of single story homes were visible among the piles of debris. Suddenly, the camera zoomed in on a man clearing the yard in front of an apparently undamaged home. A news crew was dispatched.
Upon arriving, the reporter noted the house’s odd composition and asked the man what it was, and how it had helped the house survive.
“38 premium wall units from Ikea,” he replied. “That building permit guy pitched a fit, when he first saw it. This oughta shut him up.

Tom

Grandma kicked the bucket yesterday. We really didn’t like her that much she was grandmama from hell. Jack wanted to stuff her in a glad lawn bag, but Cindy Lou thought that was a bit extreme. After rolling some change we had sitting around in pint glasses we headed down to the local Ikea. It seems they just opened a interment department. We got a nice simulated oak patterned coffin with simulated brass fittings. Everything fit in the back of the Subaru. Now all we got to do is put it together. Lets see Peg A goes in slot B.

Justin

Thor and Loki gathered a pencil and a store map. In the Ikea showroom, Thor wrote down row and bin numbers for the desired items, asking Loki for advice. Ikea was the best place to get magical weapons and armor in Asgard. Down in the self-serve warehouse, Thor gathered up his items. Mjöllnir, a mighty hammer, Megingjord, a strength boosting belt, and Járngreipr, special iron gloves to wield the hammer. At the checkout, Thor got some meatballs for the dinner he’d want after fighting giants. Ikea no longer sells mythic weapons, but the item naming system is still in use.

Patti

Ikea?
yes; of course l remember, all those years ago.
We met, and l fell in love. Strong and beautiful, smooth, sensual.
Looking sleek and suave, unusual in a button tufted and ruffled world.
Glowing wood veneer, rich leather, a tactile delight.
Exotic umlaute to tickle my tongue.
Oh Ikea, I wanted you so; desired you, needed you. Only distance kept us apart.
Meeting again by chance recently, I found you have changed. l barely recognized you. Maybe its me, l don’t know.
All l know is that I cried that night. We had a chance once, but nevermore.
So keep your puce pouf and your overpriced storage solutions! My heart is broken.
You are dead to me.

Anima

IKEA customer service, how can I help you?
Yes, I bought a desk…. The hardware packets are missing; if I give you the part numbers….
Box it up and return it to IKEA, and we’ll give you a new bed frame.
I bought a DESK, the Skandobirk,,, really, I just need hardware. I live out of state….
Can you mail it to me? I’ll pay postage –
I’m sorry… If something’s missing, you can get a refund, or make an exchange. Please use the original packaging, and include all hardware and instructions…
MUHAHAHAHA!
IKEA customer service, how can I help you?

Guy David

As an antique dealer, Harriet was always appalled by Ikea, but that
was nothing like the shock when she saw the lobby furniture at the
Hyatt Regency Atlanta. This was forgotten however when she spotted
Sigler and Hutchins, the podcasting twins. She rampaged forward to
give the unsuspecting podcast novelists a huge hug. They where saved
though when she spotted that Chirapa fellow. Bob dragged alone as she
went over to assault the poor alien with hugs and kisses. For a
minute, bob and The Chirapa’s eyes met. Bob was shocked and
surprised, as he realized The Chirapa were real.

Sougent

Oh lordy, Ike, he be a comin’ soon now. He gonna be blowin’ us away.
Jim Bob, youse worrying too much.
Ain’t no way Ike’s a gonna be doin any blowin’ away dis week, he be’s
in da hospital gettin’ brain surgery.
Doncha remember, his gal done hit him on de head wid de fryin pan.
Well, he ain’t gonna like this none, was bad enough we “borrowed” his
car ta go get us some beer, but you had ta go and run right into the
side of his trailer, nearly kilt his dawg.
Ike, he’s a gonna be mad.

Cenedra

I turned off the ignition, looked out the window, and felt a sense of nostalgia take over me.
“When I was a little girl I used to come here. I remember the nights we played hide and seek until it got dark and our parents came to get us. I remember playing tag in the winter, laughing as we tried to run in deep snow. There was that one weekend when Tammi broke her arm. We didn’t know what to do, we were so scared.”
“What’s that honey? No. It wasn’t IKEA back then, there used to be trees here.”

Daphne

Over the years since IKEA opened I’ve found myself wandering the showroom looking at displays and picking up stuff. Sometimes practical, sometimes needed and sometimes odd objects find their way into my recyclable blue bag. I have dishes from there, a bench that holds shoes and sits at the end of my bed, freestanding kitchen cabinets in my craft room and a stuffed rat that sits on my desk. Sometimes I have planned shopping trips, sometimes it’s just something to do on a rainy day. I went there after my Dad’s surgery. I bought a heart shaped pillow with arms.

Wilma

How was the Cowgirls Convention?
Not bad.
Anything interesting this year?
Yup. One unusual booth with a banner sayin’ ‘You too delicate to ride a bronc?’ That roped in alot of girls. Get this: it was a vibrator company called Buckin’ Broncs.
Really? Have they ever had vibrators at a convention before?
Once. In Vegas. But this booth offered a challenge with one of its models called Bronc Ike–Yee-Haw. The lady at the booth claimed Ike would have you hollerin’ yee-haw before the 8 second bell rang.
No shit? Did you give it a ride?
Yee-Haw, baby, Yee-Haw

Laeianna

When Ikea actually came to Lisa’s podunk town, every resident of Wind Willow Trailer Park scrounged up their savings, turned in cans, and searched cushions to find whatever money they could to buy items for making their small living space a modern home. Lisa stuck with her old furniture, opting to spend on something different.
Not long after, the boredom set in, folks seeing the same thing in their neighbor’s trailer, and Lisa got used to the park watching her swim in her spacious pool. She even had occasional entertainment when someone would step to close to the electric fence.

Thomas

Louis’ was a modular life. Everything in his life was interchangeable and compact. Nothing was permanent, from his shoebox apartment to his relationships. He saw Ikea as the ideal of his existence, with it’s slim packaging, and clean, tidy looks.
When Lou was married he easily relegated his wife to a small compartment of his soul, which was just as easily removed after the divorce. His friends were removed as fast as one cross word or angry glance.
Louis’ ashes were buried in a small metal box purchased from Ikea. A fitting end to a small, bitter, lonely old man.

Planet Z

Things were rough at Shawshank.
Too many men going in, not enough coming out.
Two men to a bed at one point. Good for The Sisters, but not for keeping the peace.
The prison was ordered by the courts to buy new furniture for the inmates.
The warden got himself a huge budget for it, then cheaped out, buying from IKEA.
You know how they always have parts left over after you make something?
Makes good ladders, tunnel supports. One man even rigged up a DaVinci glider.
Solved the overcrowding problem overnight.
Just Old Red, sitting in the yard, laughing.

Steven the Nuclear Man

The door pounds again, bending under the strain. “What the hell is…”
Sarah is ash grey, eyes wide beneath her dreads. Overstrong
sandalwood incense still makes me want to sneeze, but now I can smell
something else underneath. Something stale copper.
“Missy said,” Sarah’s voice is a squeak, “she’s becoming a sangui…
doing some vampire thing with these hot college guys…” There is a
scratching at the window, and I know we can’t escape.
“Put your clothes back on, baby,” I tell her, counting the hours until
sunrise. I smash the wood furniture, making impromptu stakes.
Thank God for Ikea.

The Blackberry Bard

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He writes his tales as he walks the streets, tapping the keys on a telephone.
Before the telephone, he would stop at corner coffeehouses with his notebook to write his stories. Now, he is on the move, the Blackberry Bard enjoys the cool evening.
He is slimmer, healthier. The exercise has served him well.
Not looking as he crosses the street hasn’t.
His latest tale will never be finished.
A cop stands over the Bard’s corpse and picks up the phone.
He looks like over, admires the buttons and the slightly-scratched screen.
“Nice phone,” he says, and pockets the battery.

My Medicine

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My medicine is running out.
Just three more pills left in the bottle.
The insurance company says they no longer cover it – they say it’s an experimental treatment.
The pills are too expensive. I cannot afford them on my own.
I beg, but they ignore me.
Fools.
So, I will run out, and when the full moon returns, I will be howling at it while on the hunt.
Thank you for the address of the claims agent who rejected my appeal. I plan on going through The Change outside his home.
There will be no appeal from my claws, either.