Weekly Challenge #837: THICKET

Tree panther

LISA

Deep in the Forest

He knew Little Red was heading his way. It was Sunday afternoon she’d be going to her Grandma’s house. The canopy of trees overhead sheltered him, like a leafy cave. He ran his tongue over sharp glistening teeth, sighed then in a contented fug curled up in a ball and slept.

She was stood over him when he woke holding her father’s hunting knife aloft.

“What a big mistake you’ve made Mr Wolf. Grandma needs a new fireside rug.”

She clasped his neck, stroking his hackles gently whilst deciding where to cut.

She chose.

And the thicket swallowed his howls.

RICHARD

The Orchard

See that thicket of trees, down at the bottom of the garden?

There were no trees there when I was a lad, and I used to sit there in the sun, eating apples and throwing away the cores.

Over the years, I grew up, and so did the seeds I’d sown. They became saplings, then trees, and there you see them now.

They remind me of those happy times: The freedom of youth, and the simple pleasures of childhood.

More than that, their gnarled and twisted bodies reflect my own.

And I sadly recall, that I am older than they.

TURA

Thicket
———
I heard a story from a Vietnam vet. “Fifty men walked into a thicket and never walked out again.”

That’s it, see. That’s the whole story.

I’d actually encountered it before, in a great-great-grandfather’s memoir of some colonial war in darkest Africa. “A hundred soldiers went into the jungle and never came out again.”

Back in Roman times, veterans would tell of three Roman legions that marched into a forest and never marched out again.

“All is vanity,” saith the Preacher, “There is nothing new under the sun, and fifty men walk into a thicket and never walk out again.”

LIZZIE

The tiny hops of joy brought light to a golden field. The sun. The warmth. Her smile covered by a mask. She motioned to pick a flower, but hesitated and smiled.
It wasn’t the time. Let them live, she thought. Let them live.
Cast a spell, the old woman had said. And she smiled once more.
Kindness. She nodded. Was kindness a spell?
Early bird and all that, but with kindness.
The tiny hops of joy brought a glow she could not explain, a glow of gold, a smile of joy. And she hopped, her face covered by a mask.

SERENDIPIDY

“Let’s play hide and seek!” You said.

I knew you would, it was what you always wanted to play. I never got to choose.

“I’ll hide, and you can seek” you said, “Turn around and count to a hundred.”

I turned around, and dutifully started counting. Like always. I never got to hide, you’d always become bored with the game by the time I found you, and then it was all over.

One hundred.

I won’t bother searching. You’d be hiding in the thicket. You always were.

I waited for the screams.

So, I see you found my man trap?

TOM

What Could Go Possibly Wrong 037

Bender took a step back from Red. So did Arnesto. Red’s eyes went wide, but she kept her composure. “No sudden moves love.” “Define sudden?” “One where we disappear in a cloud of smoke.” “Your move love.” Red lowered a hand to grab the com. “Ok boys and girl, clear the bridge. That mean both of you two.” she said to Cervantes and Bender. While unhappy with being removed from the equation, both back out gracefully. “So, where did you procure that hype-factoid?” Ford tapped the edge of the glass,” A thicket in Yorkshire in a very old Viking briar. “

NORVAL JOE

Billbert’s mother smiled and blinked rapidly several times. “See Billbert? Sabrina just wants to be your friend. Nothing dangerous.”
Billbert sat up, keeping the sheet across his lap. “She’s a witch, mom. She could cast a spell on me in a second. Wiggle her fingers and say, ‘Rabbit in a thicket’, and I’d be twitching my nose and hopping away.”
His mother laughed. “Son. You have quite the imagination.”
Sabrina nodded her head. “She’s right, Billbert. You have a really good imagination. The spell, Rabbit in a thicket, doesn’t turn you into one, it only makes you fast like one.”

PLANET Z

We pick up the map, and into the woods we go.
The witch waits for us. Watches us in her crystal ball.
An open fire.
A potion bubbling in her cauldron, green fog spilling across the weeds.
The woodland creatures breathe in the fog, their eyes glowing green.
And they sing. They sing a low, moaning tone.
And walk, and crawl, and fly around the cauldron.
“Hi,” we say, holding out the map. “We got your invitation.”
The witch sticks a finger in the potion, licks her finger, and smiles.
“It’s ready,” she says, and we all have a drink.

Into the river we went

Back in grade school, we stole a canoe from a shed and paddled out to a small island in the middle of the reservoir lake.
We named it West Muenster, even though we lived east of Muenster Texas.
And none of us liked Muenster cheese.
We only liked the name of it.
Every Saturday, we’d bring wood and nails and tools to the island, and we’d work on our clubhouse.
Until one day, the canoe was gone from the shed, and when we looked through binoculars out at the island, the clubhouse was gone.
So we used the shed instead.

Poppy

Children of all ages, far and wide, love The Poppy Show.
Government stations air it twice a day.
Six and six.
Large monitors in every public square.
Everything stops so citizens can watch.
And when it is over, they applaud. And cheer.
They make such a show of applauding and cheering.
But not out of compulsion, mind you.
Everyone truly loves The Poppy Show.
They’d watch it more, if they could, but twice a day is all a person can handle.
I’ve seen what three viewings in a day can do.
I’ve seen the asylums.
And cannot unsee the horror.

Little red

Little Red Riding Hood hated her grandmother.
The old bat insisted on living in a remote cottage in the woods instead of moving into a retirement home.
Forcing her granddaughter to bring meals every day, bring medicine, do chores, and so on.
“I need to go to school,” said Red.
But her mother would hear nothing of it, smacking her daughter and sending her to the woods.
“I can help you with your problem,” said The Big Bad Wolf.
Red agreed, and the Wolf ate the grandmother.
“Oh thank God,” said Red. “Thank you.”
And then, the Woodsman showed up.

811

You’re supposed to call 811 before you do any digging.
That way, you can avoid hitting buried cables, or water mains, or gas lines.
Ted didn’t call before he dug a hole.
But he didn’t hit any power lines or pipes.
Instead, he uncovered an ancient stone stairway that went down beyond the range of his cell phone’s built-in light.
Strange whispers drifted up from the depths.
When Ted called 811, the city sent out a team of priests and a goat to sacrifice.
“If we’re not back in an hour, cover the hole,” they said, and descended the stairs.

Shelley

Shelley was a great actress.
One of the greatest.
Winning awards, and losing jealous actor husbands over them.
She packed on a lot of weight to play a role, won an award for it, and then found she couldn’t shed those pounds.
Leading roles for older fat women doesn’t exist, so she dove into supporting characters and made them her own.
Cranky, bossy, and always funny.
Never holding back.
And winning more awards.
A heart attack left her bedridden.
Where she watched her old movies and many appearances on chatshows.
Sipping her water, smiling, and remembering the good old days.

Food Truck

If you can’t afford to rent a building to start your restaurant, you can always buy a used food truck and outfit it for your concept.
Park in a good spot, get cooking, and people will come to you.
If you’re really good, businesses will invite you to their private parking lots for a food truck day for their employees.
A bankrupt mall came up with an idea to turn its parking lot into an open air food court.
Rows and rows of food trucks.
But they left no space for customer parking. Or seating.
And it rained a lot.

Weekly Challenge #836: PICK TWO Godzilla, The sweet smell of success, Proposal, Sentence, Trust, Twist

Gravity

LISA

It was 1967 the smell of Evening in Paris hung heavy in the air. Brenda was twisting for all she was worth. A Cherry B waiting for her back at her table. Bert had at last plucked up the courage to talk.

“I’ve got a proposal!”

“Get you! We’ve only just met…”

He loved the ease with which she spoke. He wanted to marry her tomorrow.

“Errrr. Do you fancy going for a drink?”

She thought he looked like the son of Godzilla.

“Can’t. Me Mam wouldn’t like it!” He understood and Brenda escaped to go drink her Cherry B.

LIZZIE

He twisted the cord of the phone. The sweet smell of success in a single sentence. Nothing felt better than to hear someone say “I hate you”. He grinned. Hate is such a gracious way of living. He hated everyone and he was happy. No one bothered him. He bothered no one. And he was happy. The day he fell in the living-room, a sharp pain on his chest, he wasn’t alone. The dark tall figure by the door grinned and said “It’s time.”
All he could mutter was “I hate you” but this time he was definitely not happy.

RICHARD

The Proposal

I wanted my marriage proposal to be memorable. Something different and unusual, as well as being totally unexpected.

I considered all the usual variations on the theme… The ring in the bottom of a wine glass, baked into a fortune cookie or delivered to my sweetheart by a pure white dove.

But none of them really appealed to me, and besides, they’d all been done before.

In the end, I settled for simple and traditional: On one knee in a restaurant.

There’s an unexpected twist to this story though…

It was only then she told me she was already married!

SERENDIPIDY

If women knew what really goes into their perfumes, I’m sure they’d have second thoughts about putting them on their skin.

Trust me, I know. I’ve been in the business for years, and parfumiers aren’t reluctant about seeking out the most exotic and disgusting bases for their scents.

They’ll use waste petroleum products, animal secretions and nameless extractions from sources you really don’t want to know.

The perfumes I make are no exception. I won’t say what’s in them, but let’s just say animals, and people, were harmed in their manufacture.

But, for me, they’re the sweet smell of success.

TURA

Godzilla; trust
———
“I have found an interesting new race,” said One. “If they burst out from their planet into the galaxy, they promise greatness or great destruction. It has been many rotations since their like was seen.”

“Let us give them the Godzilla test,” said Two. “A superweapon where, if one uses it, they dominate the world, but if another retaliates, the world is destroyed. If they can develop the mathematics of trustworthiness, then in half a rotation we may greet them. If not, they eliminate themselves.”

On Earth, several nuclear physicists awoke from strange dreams bearing the key to unweave matter.

TOM

What Could Go Possibly Wrong 035

“Watch your head,’ said Bender as he lowered the hatch of the Leviathan. Ford could feel the bulk of the ship swinging to the north. But that didn’t make any sense. The Thames was to the south. A flurry of voices rose from the command bridge just below them. Cutting through the cross talk a single order boomed out. “Engage the Chewy.” The cry of a 1000 knives scrabbing cross stone echo in Ford’s bones. The Chewy was boring through the stone directly below St Marks. At same time they moved forward, the Chewy was taking them downward at six degrees.

What Could Go Possibly Wrong 036

“Arnesto, where are we going?” ask Ford. “To hell,” cut in Red “well damn near close to it.” Bender had placed himself to Red’s side while she continued. “ I have a proposal. We get you to your destination, we get the pint glass. Let both our overlord swim in the sweet smell of success.” “Deal.” said Cervantes. “Don’t I get a say in this?” stated Ford. “Why Ford, how unlike you.” raised Bender. “ You really don’t have a clue what this is all about. Do you?” Fort produced a shoot glass from his vest. All got very quiet.

NORVAL JOE

Billbert froze. Sabrina was in his bedroom and he had been sleeping in his underwear. He tried to twist around beneath his sheet to turn over without exposing himself. “Mom. Really? You brought her into my bedroom?”
His mother laughed. “Don’t you trust me, son? I wouldn’t let her attack you, if that’s what you’re afraid of. She said she has a proposal for you and it will just take a second.”
Billbert sighed. “You don’t know her mom. This proposal could be a life sentence.”
Sabrina giggled. “Really Billbert. It’s not like I’m asking you to marry me. Yet…”

PLANET Z

There was a mistake in the proposal.
One sentence removed from a draft had made it back in.
Instead of setting up a trust for his grandchildren, Elias was giving everything to charity.
At least that’s what the grandchildren’s lawyers claimed in court.
The charity’s attorneys disputed it.
“I hate those bastards,” they read from a letter. “Fuck them all.”
After years of litigation, there was no money left for either side to fight.
The charity folded. The grandkids had to get jobs.
And the lawyers laughed.
“I hate those lawyer bastards!” is what the old man had actually written.

Not much to do in Foster

There isn’t much to do in Foster, Missouri.
Foster is a street of nice old houses, a school, a post office, a general store.
People sitting out on their porches, reading the paper or the bible and sipping lemonade.
Maybe go out for a stroll.
Folks on the south side walking east, on the north side walking west.
At the end of the street, cross and stroll back.
You don’t walk west on the south side. Nor do you walk east on the north side.
One guy tried that in 1965.
Nobody who knows what’s decent has done it since.

The other triathlon

The idea of doing three events together in a triathlon, but the events themselves don’t appeal to me.
If I wanted to run a marathon, I’d run a marathon.
But I hate running.
I hate swimming worse than running.
I barely passed my high school swim test, and I avoid the water as best I can.
As for cycling, well, the less said the better.
Maybe if the events were ping pong, the javelin throw, and twirling that ribbon around.
I admit, I wouldn’t be good at any of those, but they sure do look like a lot of fun.