My doctor says I need to eat more salad.
Romaine lettuce and onions, and a whole lot of different kinds of beans.
I like lots of different kinds of beans in my salad.
So, I open the cans of beans, dump them out into a colander, wash them off, and shake the colander to mix up the beans.
When the beans are nice and mixed, I dump them out into a few plastic containers and stick them in the fridge.
They’re ready for when I really want a salad.
Which is never, I think, as I drive to the steakhouse.