If Egyptology is the study of ancient Egyptian history, does that mean there’s a Newjerseytology that studies ancient history in Jersey?
My cousin Vinnie from Red Bank keeps saying “Oh, that’s ancient history!” so I asked him if he had a degree in Newjerseytology.
“From the School Of Hard Knocks,” said Vinnie, and he lifted his shirt to show me a scar he got at a Giants game.
Okay, so exploring pyramids isn’t exactly the same as winning tickets at skeeball, but my Aunt Rita knows this guy who can get us tires on the cheap, so don’t knock it.
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Yup, sounds about right ta me. da Jersey Girl (hummms the Bruce tune)