Late Policy

The school needs to cut budgets. Security and insurance costs kept rising.
Their plan was to impose a fine on parents who were late to pick up their kids from school. This would clear out the school quicker and they wouldn’t need as many guards.
After a month, the number of parents late to pick up their kids… actually went up.
“It’s cheaper than daycare or afterschool activities,” they said. “Ballet lessons and tutus are expensive.”
That’s when the district mandated organ donation. Late parents were handed a receipt to pick up the unused material.
The locker contents, they burned.