I don’t know why they send me to so many conferences. This stuff goes way over my head, and I end up bored, and napping through the presentation. Then I stress out over the expense reports and the post-conference summaries where I make up what I learned from the conference.
I asked to go to fewer conferences, but they sent me to more. One conference after the other. Eventually, I was always out at a conference, never coming home.
No reports, no summaries. Just endless conferences.
One day, I’ll escape this eternal prison.
Until then, hand me the tickets, please.