A day after you eat corn, you shit corn.
No matter how much you chew it up, a whole bunch of indigestible yellow kernels will show up floating in the bowl.
It’s a good way to see how quickly things are passing through you.
There are probably times when you eat corn and nothing appears in your poop. Maybe you chew your food up too well.
Then there’s the times you poop corn, but can’t remember when you last ate it.
A week? Two weeks? Three?
Me, I don’t care. As long as the condom full of diamonds comes out.