It started with accusations of slave labor.
Then, reports came out that he’d molested some kids.
The final straw was when CIA evidence proved the workshops were producing chemical weapons for Syria.
“Santa’s been very bad this year,” said the president. “Let’s go get him.”
The United Nations Security Council was useless.
China had the toy contracts, and threatened to veto any action.
While the world debated, Special Forces flew in and got their man.
“You’re all on my naughty list now,” was the last thing he said.
The investigatior’s report said that he died from an elf-inflicted gunshot wound.