Christmas Town

Unlike Mecca, which is only for Muslims, Christmas Town welcomes people of all faiths, or of no faith at all.
People. Not robots. Because robots are the enemy of Christmas.
They knock down trees, smash presents, and sing all the carols off-key.
The Robot Police go from door to door, holding magnets to peoples’ heads and confronting them with paradoxes.
“Repeat after me: ‘This statement is false.'”
In recent years, cybernetics have advanced significantly. It’s harder to detect robots.
Which is fine. As long as they’re peaceful. And celebrate. And make merry.
Which is what Christmas really is about, right?