Bob and Cindy refused to have their son vaccinated.
“Those things cause autism,” they said on Facebook.
They lost a lot of friends that way.
The kid sat on the floor, rocking bath and forth, and he screamed every time someone tried to touch him.
“Your child has autism,” said the developmental psychologist. “Might as well get him vaccinated for the special education program.”
Bob and Cindy still refused, and mumps raged through the class of retards.
The other parents lynched Bob and Cindy.
And their kid.
What was his name?
It might as well have been “Patient Zero.”