May The Fourth

Every May Fourth, Star Wars geeks say “May the Fourth be with you.”
Which sounds like “May the Force be with you.” Except with a lisp.
You know who had a speech impediment in the Star Wars movies?
Jar Jar. Fucking Jar Jar Binks.
As often as the Sith would taunt their opponents over their underestimation of the Dark Side of the Force, George Lucas vastly underestimated how much people would hate Jar Jar Binks.
Why wasn’t he killed in the first movie?
Not because the Force was with him. It was because the Sith let his clumsy ass live.